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crotchgear Presents: Holiday Shopping Gift Guide 2015

Greetings CGNation,   'Tis the season to be bombarded with all sorts of gift ads for your holiday shopping needs. You can either buy this scented candle, buy this toy truck, or buy this other common gadget that everyone else either already has or will have come December 25. Geez... how does one give a gift that truly stands out among all the mundane and played out gifts that will be given this year?    It's simple....the answer is crotchgear. Of course, we don't offer the only "one of a kind" gift out there, but we do offer a gift that is proven to make your entire family laugh hysterically. Even if your gifts suck terribly for the next five years to...

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We've Got Larger Sizes!

  Good news CGNation! crotchgear now carries larger sizes in all of our product lines!  This means that we now carry size 3XL in sweatpants (currently without pockets), size 3XL in athletic shorts, and size 2XL in yoga pants.  If you have purchased from us in the past and found that our largest sizes were still a bit too small, feel free to double check our sizing charts to see if the larger sizes make sense for your next purchase.  As a thanks for reading this, if you order ANY crotchgear products before April 1, 2015 with the code 'biggerisbetter', you will receive 20% off your order. As always, the more you spend, the greater the discount!  Time to size up with...

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crotchgear Presents: Holiday Shopping Gift Guide 2014

Greetings CGNation,   'Tis the season to be bombarded with all sorts of gift ads for your holiday shopping needs. You can either buy this scented candle, buy this toy truck, or buy this other common gadget that everyone else either already has or will have come December 25. Geez... how does one give a gift that truly stands out among all the mundane and played out gifts that will be given this year?    It's simple....the answer is crotchgear. Of course, we don't offer the only "one of a kind" gift out there, but we do offer a gift that is proven to make your entire family laugh hysterically. Even if your gifts suck terribly for the next five years to...

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Just Announced: Much Cheaper Shipping!

Greetings CGNation!! This morning, I have some very exciting news to report. Since 2011, one of our company's main challenges has been finding ways to reduce our shipping costs and to pass those savings on to our great customer base. After all, we don't like charging our customers a lot for shipping, and if we don't like it then we know our customers don't like it either. But alas, one of the major pros of an e-commerce website is to extend reach far beyond a brick and mortar store; all at the cost of shipping articles of crotchtacular clothing across the country and sometimes across the world. While the super huge fish in the pond (*cough* *cough* the Amazon.coms) can effortlessly offer...

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Party Insurance 101: How to SAVE a party after a fist fight breaks out!

    Greetings CGNation, Every once in a while, we get a really compelling email from a customer who had a one of a kind experience giving their gift. Kerry from Lansing, MI sent us this hilarious message and gave us the okay to share it with our other fans:"Dear crotchgear,Thank you very much for the awesome products you guys sent me. I have to tell you a story about how a pair of CROTCHVEGAS sweatpants basically saved my friend Marshal's birthday party. You wouldn't believe the turn of events that happened before that, it was a nightmare. First of all, we were at his house and everyone had a little too much to drink. For whatever reason, one of...

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