All about our biggest sale of the year: up to 60% off + FREE shipping – crotchgear

All about our biggest sale of the year: up to 60% off + FREE shipping on ALL ITEMS!!!


This year, we're doing things bigger, bolderbetter, and with CRUNCHIER prices than ever before!


This Cyber Monday (December 2, 2013), we invite you to participate in 
OUR BIGGEST AND BEST SALE OF THE ENTIRE YEAR!!!!

If you're a fan of our products and you don't take advantage of the
unprecedented sales crotchgear.com will have on this day...
you will surely MISS OUT!

P.S. If you miss out, you will cry, and sorry, we don't sell tissues. 

HERE WE GO....




Order anytime after 12 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
and get FREE SHIPPING when you spend $40 or more.**




We're going to further reward our early birds!

Order between 12 AM and 11:59 AM (Eastern Standard Time)
and get FREE SHIPPING when you spend $35 or more.**
 


 
THE PRICES!
 
On December 2, our product prices will be so low, a midget track star
could hurdle them. Seriously, anyone, and we mean ANYONE can afford them!

We're talking up to 60% off
crotchgear sweatpants and underwear!!!!

Enjoy mega price discounts on the day and sleep easy at night knowing THIS IS THE ONLY TIME ALL YEAR ROUND you will see these kind of prices on our products. 

Key Takeaway of The Day sponsored by Common Sense Inc. :
Do not miss out on our CROTCHCRUNCH sale! 

Now that we've severely beaten the "don't miss out" dead horse, the following is an exclusive list of this year's CROTCHCRUNCH prices.
Click any link below to view the product. 

Note: These items are while supplies last only. Once each product sells out, you may no longer be able to purchase them. 

$24.99
Pesky Squirrel (30% off)
The Nutcracker (30% off)

$19.99
The Banana Thief (33% off)
Holiday Diet Pants (33% off)
Morning Wood (20% off)
Morning Wood II (20% off)
Got Balls? - Football (20% off)
Got Balls? - Basketball (20% off)
Twerk A Lot (20% off)
CROTCHVEGAS (20% off)
Heavy Lifting (20% off)

$14.99
Censor Me (40% off)
Now Trending (40% off)
Well Groomed (40% off)
Rock My Mic (40% off)

$9.99
What Are You Looking At? (60% off)
Got Bush? (60% off)
Legendary Creme (60% off)

$4.99
All crotchgear underwear (50% off)
 


One final thing to consider is that all standard crotchgear discount codes will not be accepted on December 2.
However, if you enter the code 'stickerking' at check out, we will send you a free crotchgear sticker with your order.  
** - FREE shipping is only available within the United States. This is an update from an earlier announcement.


 

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