The Top 30 Funniest Gift Stores in the World for Men in 2014 – crotchgear

The Top 30 Funniest Gift Stores in the World for Men in 2014

One of our fans receiving a pair of our very own 'Pesky Squirrel (Sweatpants)' as a Christmas present.


Greetings CGNation,


One of the things our customers value most is knowing where to find hilarious and quirky gifts for themselves or others. To have your gift "steal the show" is a beautiful thing, especially when your Cousin Josh is about give your Cousin Ned another lame-o candle this year. To ensure that all of our customers are taken care of for their shopping needs, we decided to compile a list of the best stores in the world to get funny and high quality novelty or gag gifts for all the men out there. Today, we are extremely excited to debut our first "best of the best" list: "The Top 30 Funniest Gift Stores in the World for Men In 2014". After hours of researching and screening e-commerce businesses and brick-and-mortar retailers, we have produced what we consider to be THE BEST stores to shop from this year when you need a funny or unusual gift for him.


FYI: we are in no way affiliated with any of the companies that make these sweet gifts. Just wanted to make sure YOU had some cool options for awesome gifts in the near future (in addition to our products of course).


Without further haste, let's present these companies (in no specific order) along with our picks for favorite products:


Spencer Gifts - If you've been to a shopping mall, chances are you have seen a Spencer's Gift store. Spencer's offers a wide selection of funny tees, funny posters, adult humor gifts, and party gags.

Our Pick: Basket Pong ($89.99) - has gifts for the entire family. Unquestionably one of the biggest carriers of Bacon-themed products on the web. 

Our Pick: The Bacon Scarf ($15.99) - PrankPlace offers an immediate 20% off for joining their mailing list. A great selection of prank gifts, drinking gifts, and office gags. 

Our Pick: Grenade Mug ($9.99)


The Gift Insider - The Gift Insider featured our store on their site this year and we would love to return the favor. These people are just awesome!

Our Pick: Horse Head Mask ($28)


Baron Bob - You can tell Baron Bob has a mission to deliver some of the most unique funny gifts on the web!

Our Pick: THE MAN SACK ($10.95) - has an entire section dedicated to geeks. Need we say more? 

Our Pick: Chewbacca Hat ($24.29)


Office Playground - Your man spends a lot of time at the office, so he might as well have some fun while he's there!

Our Pick: Finger Drums ($16.99)


Fun Slurp - Fun Slurp carries a wide selection of hilarious goods. 5% of their proceeds benefit St. Jude Children's Research Hospital. 

Our Pick: Handerpants Gloves ($10.50)


Tipsy Elves - You may have seen Tipsy Elves on Shark Tank. Without a doubt, they sell the best ugly Christmas sweaters on the market. 

Our Pick: The Santa Sweater ($64.95)


Gadgets And Gear - Gadgets and Gear offers a one of a kind funny gift subscription service for only $39.95 per month. 

Our Pick: Wake Up Work Out Alarm Clock ($29.95) - Gag Works sells fun stuff for all ages. Not to mention they offer some rad toilet products! 

Our Pick: Revenge Toilet Paper ($7.99)


Party City - You have likely been to a Party City before. A top notch brick and mortar store with some very funny gift ideas. 

Our Pick: Old Zone Caution Sign ($14.99) - These gifts are highly unusual and unique; just what we like! Truly things we never knew existed. 

Our Pick: Yodeling Pickle Ornament ($13.98)


Archie McPhee - We really dig the layout of Archie McPhee's site. Click on Random Product if you aren't sure what to get. 

Our Pick: Instant Audience ($9.00) - delivers a fantastic selection of drinking, college, and even political themed gifts. 

Our Pick: Beer Belt - 6 Pack Holster (Camouflage) ($6.99)


Uncommon Goods - All of Uncommon Goods' gifts are special; we especially love their eyeglass holders. 

Our Pick: DJ Cat Scratching Pad ($35.00)


The Gag - We know who we're going to for April Fools ideas! 

Our Pick: Fake Parking Tickets (12 Pack) ($10.99) -'s products have tons of variety and their drinking gifts are super clever too. 

Our Pick: Hidden Sunscreen Alcohol Flask ($6.99) - Novelty Trophies specializes in customizable Novelty Trophies. Purely hilarious!

Our Pick: You Stink Award w/ Custom Engraved Plate ($14.99) - has cool stuff indeed and they've been an internet staple since 1999. 

Our Pick: Auto Aid Magnetic Car Bandage ($4.95) - offers some great gifts for the guys in your life who like to drink!

Our Pick: The Right Medicine Ceramic Coffee Cup ($10.95)


Man Base - What guy doesn't want to improve his manliness? This homebase for men has some very manly products.

Our Pick: Nunchucks Bottle Opener ($12.95) - has a rocking filter system that you can use to find the perfect purchase. 

Our Pick: Hamburger Laundry Bag ($18.00)


Catching Fireflies - We can't get enough of Catching Fireflies' emergency products. 

Our Pick: Emergency Clown Nose ($4.95)


Taylor Gifts - Taylor Gifts has been in the game since 1952, so they know funny gifts pretty darn well. 

Our Pick: Plush Pillow Remote ($24.99) - INeedAFunnyGift is like the "who's who" of all the funny products across the web. 

Our Pick: Butt / Face Soap ($15)


Presents For Men - We had to include this UK company on our list. Some of their products are hard to pass up. 

Our Pick: Big Moai Tissue Box Holder (£24.99) - We all know The Onion for their funny and satirical news articles, but did you know they also sell top notch gifts?

Our Pick: Bacon Bandages ($7.00)


Vat19 - Vat19 are purveyors of some really cool and funny products. Their product videos are very helpful. 

Our Pick: The Original Beard Hat ($34.99)


crotchgear - Of course, we would be remiss to not throw some "humor below the belt" into the mix. 

Our Pick: Play More & Earn Experience (Sweatpants) ($24.99)



We congratulate all of the companies listed above for making our very first "best of the best" list. Know of a funny gift company that didn't make the cut? Let us know in the comments below! As a reminder, we respond to all comments, so we appreciate your feedback on this list.


Happy Shopping,


Adam Shinn 


  • Adam Shinn

    You’re very welcome Jennifer! Glad that we could help give you some ideas. :)

  • Jennifer hanson

    Thank you so much for this list. My boyfriend has EVERHTHING!!! So this list of things was amazing!! I wish I would have gotten it a few weeks earlier so that I didn’t have to worry about shipping dates! Amazing job!

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