'Tis the season to be bombarded with all sorts of gift ads for your holiday shopping needs. You can either buy this scented candle, buy this toy truck, or buy this other common gadget that everyone else either already has or will have come December 25. Geez... how does one give a gift that truly stands out among all the mundane and played out gifts that will be given this year?
It's simple....the answer is crotchgear. Of course, we don't offer the only "one of a kind" gift out there, but we do offer a gift that is proven to make your entire family laugh hysterically. Even if your gifts suck terribly for the next five years to come, these people will always think of that one time you got them crotchgear sweatpants, yoga pants, and athletic shorts and will smile. Consider us an insurance policy for your credibility as a gift giver; you're covered (and your crotch is too)!
We have compiled a small gift guide for purchasing our products this holiday season. Rest assured we have something for the entire family. These are just 15 scenarios where crotchgear makes for the perfect gift. Here we go...
Have a situation in which crotchgear made the perfect gift for you? Let all of us know in the comments below!
All the best,