crotchgear Presents: Holiday Shopping Gift Guide 2015

crotchgear Presents: Holiday Shopping Gift Guide 2015

Greetings CGNation,


'Tis the season to be bombarded with all sorts of gift ads for your holiday shopping needs. You can either buy this scented candle, buy this toy truck, or buy this other common gadget that everyone else either already has or will have come December 25. Geez... how does one give a gift that truly stands out among all the mundane and played out gifts that will be given this year? 


It's simple....the answer is crotchgear. Of course, we don't offer the only "one of a kind" gift out there, but we do offer a gift that is proven to make your entire family laugh hysterically. Even if your gifts suck terribly for the next five years to come, these people will always think of that one time you got them crotchgear sweatpants, yoga pants, and athletic shorts and will smile. Consider us an insurance policy for your credibility as a gift giver; you're covered (and your crotch is too)! 


We have compiled a small gift guide for purchasing our products this holiday season. Rest assured we have something for everyone you come in contact with. These are just 15 scenarios where crotchgear makes for the perfect gift. Here we go...



1. For the sister who always shows off too much camel. 

2. For the wife who needs to learn who wears the pants in the relationship!

3. Ditto for the husband!

4. For the Dad who has Bob Marley on repeat. 

5. For the cousin who always likes to "crack" a good joke. 

6. For any family member deferring their workout goals until January. 

7. For the mom who is trying to fit in with the yoga crowd! 

8. For the neighbor who just can't stop "monkeying around". 

9. For your uncle, the political conversation starter. 

10. And for your nephew who is sick and tired of hearing about it. 

11. For your sister who would much rather work out a bag of popcorn and Netflix than visit a gym.

12. Or this...

13. For the Dad who likes to cook and also appreciates subtle humor. 

14. For the weight lifting bro who thinks all of his body parts are strong. 

15. For grandpa, who always asks you to "pass the ketchup".





Have a situation in which crotchgear made the perfect gift for you? Let all of us know in the comments below! 


All the best,


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