Behind the Threads: December 27, 2012 – crotchgear

Behind the Threads: December 27, 2012


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Dear CGNation,

 

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy MLK Jr. Day, and all of that kind of stuff. 

 

We hope you guys are in the midst of celebrating a fabulous holiday season. The crew was extremely busy putting together all of the orders you guys made during the last couple of months and we hope you guys are happy with your brand new crotchgear swag. As we focus on the coming year, we have thought of a few personal resolutions/truthisms, not only for our company, but for mankind:

 

1. YOLO is out, CGTYD is in (crotchgear 'til you die)

 

2. There is no such thing as getting too many funny looks toward your crotch

 

3. Speak softly, and carry a 2XL 'Heavy Lifting' when working out at the gym

 

As you guys focus on how to improve yourselves in this New Year, we are doing the same thing. And what better way to show our customers that we're getting BIGGER, BADDER, and BETTER with new deals, new prices, and new designs? Allow us to clear our throat...AHEM

 

1. New Deals

 

By perusing our 'Deals' page (http://crotchgear.com/pages/deals), you will notice a few new deals that we have introduced. Affix your attention specifically to D2, D4, and D5. Of course, what happens on the 'Deals' page, stays on the 'Deals' page. Second rule...you do not talk about 'Deals' page. So, that's about all we will say here (we betcha you'll be clicking on that link by the end of this email...)

 

2. New Prices

 

Some of you are trying to drop a few pounds in 2013, and that's alright. We're dropping quite a few dollars on our prices. As you read this, some of our sweats have already dropped in price by as much as $10. These new prices may only be active for a limited time, so put that cheesy romance movie on DVR and go to crotchgear.com right now. 

 

3. New Designs

 

Sometime during the beginning of this coming year, crotchgear.com will be hosting a voting contest for THE NEXT BIG CROTCHGEAR DESIGN. We will pick several potential design ideas that we are considering to market, and will have YOU, CGNation, decide on the winner. To make sure you know when the vote is, follow us on Twitter (@crotchgear) and "like" us on Facebook (Facebook.com/crotchgear). You don't want to miss being a part of the #CGDemocracy (new hashtag). 

 

And that's about it for now. No matter how you decide to start the New Year, we respect your hustle. Show the people out there what kind of sense of humor you have, and don't be afraid to have complete strangers relish in the state of your crotch.

 

Thanks,

 

the crotchgear team
crotchgear.com


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