Behind the Threads: January 18, 2013 – crotchgear

Behind the Threads: January 18, 2013


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Attention, lovers of 'HAHA's that are printed on fabrics on or near the crotch...

 

Welcome to the very first BTT of the New Year. In the last edition, we talked about some things that would be taking place in 2013. Fast forward to present day, and here we are baby. 

 

We have so many exciting things to update you guys on. At the risk of sounding like we were raised in a pig pen, let's tackle them one by one in sequential order, shall we?

 

 

1. The AWESOME SPONSORSHIP for February!

 

For the ENTIRE month of February, crotchgear will be donating $1.50 from EACH SALE to the Testicular Cancer Awareness Foundation (testicularcancerawarenessfoundation.org). This is our very first sponsorship, and one that makes a whole lotta sense. **Cue serious talk tone for just a moment** You guys are obsessed with raunchy crotch humor, but the fact is Testicular Cancer is a very serious form of cancer; actually, it is the leading form of cancer in men from age 15 to 35. Unfortunately, many cases of it develop under the radar, going unnoticed until it reaches more critical stages (as was the case for Jordan Jones - see "Jordan's Story" on the TCAF homepage). Anyhow, we will be supporting TCAF with proceeds from our sales for the entire month of February, so educate yourself on this threatening disease by checking out their website resources and let's see how much we can raise for their organization. 

 

2. We are putting together a SICK NEW COMMERCIAL and need your footage!

 

Yes, the time has come for our very first commercial. But we need help from the almighty CGNation! If you have any photos or videos of you lounging or doing funny stuff in crotchgear sweatpants, now is the time to send that stuff our way. Email us at crotchgear@gmail.com with all of your photos, footage, etc. and you'll have a shot at making the commercial! We will take submissions until February 1, 2013, so make sure you send it all to us soon! Video files can be sent to us through any large file sending source. Thanks in advance. 

 

3. The NEW DESIGN VOTE is still coming!

 

Yep, our new design voting event is still being planned. You will have a chance to vote on the next crotchgear design. If you think we have a hit on our hands, you guys can vote for it. If you think we're wasting time with an idea, we'll get to know that too. Either way, CGNation will soon enough be granted the sword to appoint the next big funny idea that will make milk pour out of noses and parents shake their heads feverishly. To make sure you know when the vote is, follow us on Twitter (@crotchgear) and "like" us on Facebook (Facebook.com/crotchgear).

 

You've heard the latest from us. Hope you guys are doing well. And unlike Manti Te'o's girlfriend, keep it real! 


Thanks,

 

the crotchgear team
crotchgear.com 


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