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Uga Uga (that's crotchenese for good day sir/mam)
The best newsletter you have ever read in your life is back! Umm, yeah, that would be ours.
We have something BIG we want to discus, err, introduce. We plan to fill you guys in on the development of said BIG thing in the coming weeks.
But first we want to know: are you ready? Are you ready for a revolutionary way to express your crotch inside the comfort of your own jeans, khakis, or even crotchgear sweats?
We can see Xzhibit saying it now:
"Yo Dawg, we heard you like crotchgear, so we put a crotchgear in your crotchgear so you can crotchgear while you crotchgear."
Introducing the crotchgear Semi-Bold boxer shorts line! That's right, many of your favorite crotchgear designs will become available on BOXER SHORTS. Wow Jimmie, you really CAN have your cake and eat it too. This is for all of you that wanted to wear a certain design, but "it's not subtle enough to get away with it in public". This is for those of you that want to rock a pair of 'Morning Wood' while meeting your girlfriend's mom for the first time. It's truly a win-win situation. We are hoping to debut this new line in April/May and we are working out the details and kinks as we speak.
Now, we understand you may have questions about Semi-Bold, and that's fine. We plan on keeping you guys updated over the course of the coming weeks, so make sure you have 'liked' us on Facebook (Facebook.com/crotchgear) and are 'following' us on Twitter (Twitter.com/crotchgear) to get these super important updates.
Speaking of Facebook and Twitter, another great reason to connect with us is to find out our crotchcast show times. Our weekly crotchcast LIVE show allows you to ask us anything you would like (except for the taking off of shirts, which was asked the other week). Those of you who are connected to us already know we have a crotchcast airing TONIGHT at 7PM - 8PM (EST) with crotchgear co-founder Adam Peter Shinn moderating, so make sure you 'like us' and 'follow us' if you want the show link! As incentive to attend, we will be giving out a special discount code for FREE shipping on your next order valid for the first three customers that use it.
the crotchgear team