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Hope your allergies are at bay to hear the news about our brand new design. For years, you have been fascinated with the on and off light switch. I mean, let's be honest, how intoxicating is it to flick that switch and actually see the light go ON, then OFF, then ON, then OFF at your command. Talk about instant gratification if there was a thing. We know, we know... it can become mesmerizing and addicting, like you're your own personal genie or something. At the end of the day though, you've accomplished at least one of a few things: A. a pissed off family, B. a high electric bill, or C. an epileptic nightmare (depends on how long you have been "flicking". Some "flickers" can "flick" at 250 FPM (flicks per minute)).
Case closed! Don't be the 250 FPM dude. What you need is a pair of 'Turn Me On' boxer shorts, fresh out of the crotchgear kitchen! Now, all the fun is literally right there on your crotch, 24/7. You could let your wife know that the lights are dim in the room and maybe she could help illuminate the space. At $9.99, these boxer shorts pack no shortage, only high wattage! Click this link and it will take you directly to the product page...
Before we let you go, we hope that you have been enjoying your crotchgear products! When you decide to up your stash in the future, don't forget about our fascinating 'discounts' page where we hand out exclusive ways to save cash for the products you love. For example, we have a discount simply for just "liking" our page on Facebook (even couch potatoes can appreciate that one). We also have one for referring your friends, and we also have product codes to save up to $5 on certain designs. We just can't hand these discounts out to you though; we make you responsible for the detective work. So check the page and check often, as we post new discounts and take off old ones all the time!
CGTYD (crotchgear 'til ya die)!
The crotchgear team