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Merry Crotchmas CGNation,
Well okay, we know you guys hate it when companies post their Christmas sales when it is like 9,000 degrees outside, but cut us some slack, will ya? Just give us a chance for us to tell you guys about our CROTCHMAS in JULY sale that is happening today (Thursday) through Sunday. What's that? We're totally being one of those companies you say? Well, so be it, but don't say we didn't try to save you some money so that you could actually buy your Niece a decent gift this year (we know you gave her a fruit basket last year and she clearly wanted Miley Cyrus tickets. - c'mon dawg, TWERK THAT!)
Regardless of whether you're ready for a fat man to come down the chimney or not, we hope you're ready to save $7 on your next order with us if you plan on ordering in the next three days: Thursday, July 25 through Sunday, July, 28. All you have to do is enter the code 'crotchmas' at checkout. Oh yeah, and the only catch is that you must order at least $24.99 in crotchgear merchandise for the code to work.
In other news, you guys should definitely check out crotchgear.com again. We made plenty of changes this past week. We now have a greater focus on our products and web content. Similar to how we have been improving our Facebook page, we plan on bringing fresh and awesome content to our website too...you know, the stuff you want to see.
If you have a moment, drop us a line and let us know what kind of stuff you'd like us to post or write about. We're here for the nation: CGNation.
CGTYD (crotchgear 'til ya die)!
The crotchgear team